I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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