Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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