He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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