that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So much rum. So many feels.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Randomize
