please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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