First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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