Dual....:-)
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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