Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
