You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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