i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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