Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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