David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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