Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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