I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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