I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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