As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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