I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just found a bag of teeth...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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