Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
worst night to have a conscience
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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