i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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