i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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