so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
third nipple confirmed
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
