are you still at the devil's house?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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