Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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