i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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