I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
