If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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