By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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