I got chris browned last night
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The police scanner is talking about you again....
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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