The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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