Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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