Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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