suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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