Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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