Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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