He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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