No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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