Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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