Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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