I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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