Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
