ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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