i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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