Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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