Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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