David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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