Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We have so much sex to catch up on
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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