the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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