Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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