if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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