Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
