You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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