well most of my day revolves around power hour
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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